WHEN YOU SIT TOO LONG

WHOA!!!!HEY TO ALL BLOGGERS! If you don’t want to end up on the proctologist’s table in the spoon position, while he applies rubber gloves and inserts one, oh no!!!! two fingers, then a tube, in the south pole..to check out a hem that has become a rhoid, then take my advice and get up from your chair and typing and MOVE! And pray that he doesn’t tell you that you have to wait an entire extra month to get this growing thing inside you feeding off of your blood removed!!! If he does, then you just have to win an Academy Award, and tell him “It is not possible that I can wait that long!”…..That is the moment you must feign collapsing….then you get an appointment the very next week. Happy sitting everyone…I opt to stand for a while.

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About whenquiet

A child of God, opinionated, survivor, eloquent, elegant, exquisite, and humble, loving life and shining light to those who are in the shadow.
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